Congrats on the purchase Elon I’m popping the ✨biggest✨ bottles for you.
Anyway reject modernity (twitter) embrace tradition (tumblr).
Idk if I’m starting over on a new blog or starting this one back up but I think I’ll come hang out again for a bit. perhaps.
standupbard:
not to put too fine a point on it… but some of you fuckers need to make a little birdhouse in your souls. just saying
orteil42:
orteil42:
*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread
been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair
mean-bean-machines:
concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods